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The Minnesota Twins came into the season with one of the worst pitching staffs in baseball, supposedly, and opened the season with the defending American League champs, Detroit, which also happens to have a Triple Crown winner and one of the best offenses in baseball.

Sounds like the start of a series that no one wants to watch, right? Or at least a series the Twins’ faithful would be longing for the future that has been promised to them.

Apparently the Tigers’ lineup is still having nightmares of Matt Cain, Sergio Romo and Madison Bumgarner because they made Vance Worley, Kevin Correia, Casey Fien and Mike Pelfrey look like legit MLB pitchers.

Yes, that’s right, the motley crew that is the Twins’ pitching staff held off the vaulted Tigers’ offense and opened the season with a 2-1 series win over the team that is suppose to run away with the American League Central.

Instead, the Twins are tied with Cleveland and Chicago at the top of the standings after three games and did enough of a number on the Tigers bullpen that they signed Jose Valverde, a person the Tigers vowed ALL off-season they wouldn’t sign. Mainly because Valverde had problems getting people out in the playoffs, but the Tigers just can’t quit him.

The first game of the series started as planned as the Tigers got out to a 3-0 lead after 2 innings against Worley and it looked like the Tigers would cruise to an easy victory. But the runs stopped coming for the Tigers and hits outside of Torii Hunter and Cabrera were hard to come by after the first three innings.

The Twins actually had a chance to win the game against the Tigers after Verlander left, but were pathetic with runners in scoring position in the first game and Detroit pulled out a 4-2 win.

At the time, it looked like a moral victory in the first game, but actually victories were not far behind.

Even though the Twins could barely get a hit off Anibal Sanchez, the Twins were still in the game heading into the bottom of the ninth and Phil Coke came into the game with one out. Coke saved the first game of the season, but that vaulted Twins lineup was too much for him.

Remember the Francisco Liriano trade? Could anyone name one of the two players the Twins received from that trade before Wednesday’s game? I could barely remember. One of the players was Eduardo Escobar, a light-hitting back-up middle infielder who should probably be playing Triple-A ball instead of on a major league club.

But because of the lack of quality major league ready middle infielders, Escobar is on the roster and pinch hit with two runners on and the Twins down by a run. So of course, the light-hitting infielder lifted a pitch to the warning track to win the game and to stun the Tigers.

The Tigers didn’t appear to be stunned and had a 2-0 lead again in Thursday’s game, but two-run shot off the “new” Rick Porcello. (Looked like the same Porcello to me) by Josh Willingham made it a game again and  Trevor Plouffe then put the Twins ahead.

From there, the Twins continued to do a number of the Tigers’ bullpen, which gave up 10 runs in 10 innings against Minnesota, who ran away with an 8-2 win. Figured the Twins might have fixed that troublesome bullpen in the off-season, but hey, who cared since they brought in Torii and V-Mart was back!!!!

What does this opening series mean? Honestly, I don’t know besides the Twins didn’t start the year 0-3 or 1-2. Maybe it means that they are somewhat alive, because I don’t remember seeing this team last year. Maybe the bench coaching changes are working a bit and Ron Gardenhire still knows what to get out of this team.

I am skeptical. Mainly of Gardy and if the pitching staff can actually keep this up because Cole DeVries and Liam Hendricks have to pitch year. The offense still had some moments where it wasn’t clicking, including the fact that Aaron Hicks needed until his last at bat of the series to get his first major league hit.

But for now, Twins fans to take it to the Tigers, because we all know those Tiger fans who need to be taken behind the woodshed because the Tigers have won so much since the mid-80s … What’s next, Lions fans bragging they are going fall apart in the Super Bowl.

Anyway, the Twins played Baltimore early last season and looked pretty bad. Time to see if the Twins can keep this start going and can surprise the fan base.

Even I didn’t think the Minnesota men’s basketball job would be open this long, but it also doesn’t surprise me. While the ones who said this is the reason Tubby shouldn’t have been let go, he still should’ve been fired.

There are still many viable candidates out there to coach the Gophers and there is still a lot of potential that surrounds the job. The Barn is a good place for basketball if the fans ever show up and Minneapolis is becoming a recruiting hotbed.

Here are some candidates that haven’t said no and would actually be good hires. No, I would’ve never included Mick Cronin on here.

Gregg Marshall – Wichita State head coach

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No, this isn’t a “they made the Final Four” flashy pick. Yes, I admit, it makes the resume really sizzle, but Marshall has this knack for making it to the NCAA Tournament. Marshall came to Wichita State and won 11 games his first year (2007-08).

The next year the Shockers were in the CBI, then the NIT and then the NIT championship game. The last two years, the Shockers have made the NCAA tournament and were a No. 5 seed last season. Yes, they lost to VCU, but everyone loves Shaka Smart.

This year, the epic journey to the Final Four for the 50-year-old coach, but Wichita State isn’t where Marshall made his mark.

Before coming to Wichita, Marshall made the NCAA tournament seven times in his nine years as head coach at Winthrop. His last year at Winthrop, they made it to the second round.

The only reason he didn’t get hired at a higher place than Wichita State after Winthrop is because he reportedly rubs some people the wrong way. All he does is make the tournament and gets the most out of his teams. I think he is well worth throwing some money at to take a chance on at Minnesota.

Nate McMillan – unemployed NBA head coach

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Yes, I get it, he is an unemployed NBA head coach and usually NBA coaches don’t take NCAA jobs. He also has no ties to the University of Minnesota and no college experience.

But I am willing to take a chance on him because he has had success in the NBA and I think he is the type of coach that can recruit and get players ready for the NBA. I think that is huge for a college kid, to have someone get them ready for the NBA. Just ask Kentucky how that is working out with John Calipari. Yes, it was a rough year for Kentucky but they again have one of the best recruiting classes and a lot of NBA prospects.

I don’t know if McMillan has interest on the college level, but can’t hurt to try. I mean, the Gophers did seriously go after Cronin. Plus McMillan was an assistant for Coach K and Team USA this past summer and in 2008.

Scott Drew – Baylor head coach

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Drew was asked to do the impossible at Baylor – take over the mess that Dave Bliss caused there by covering up a murder. Since that time, Drew turned Baylor into the laughing stock of the Big 12 to a competitive team. Yes, Baylor only made the NIT this year, but they are competing for the NIT title after losing three players to the NBA last season.

Drew has two Elite Eight appearances with Baylor under his belt and is still only 42 years old. He has to recruit at Baylor. Minnesota is a huge upgrade.

Tad Boyle – Colorado head coach

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Boyle has only been at Colorado for three years, but he has made the postseason in all three years and is 50 years old, so not exactly old and not young either.

The last two years, Colorado has made the NCAA tournament and the prior year they made it the NIT semifinals.

Before coming to Colorado, he was the coach at Northern Colorado. While that doesn’t sound too impressive, his team won four total games in their first year and were a 25-win team by the time he left for Colorado.

One problem is that he is a Pueblo, Colorado native, so he may not want to leave his home state anytime soon, or ever.

Tim Floyd – UTEP head coach

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Seriously, how can you not support a guy who wants you to get your library card? Reading Rainbow on the Minnesota campus? Sure!

Floyd is currently sitting in NCAA purgatory known as UTEP for the last three years and has only made the NIT tournament once in those three years.

However, he was cleared of wrongdoing by the NCAA and USC was interested in bringing him back at one point. Why? Because is really the only one to have success with the Southern Cal basketball program in a long time. The Trojans made the NCAA tournament 3 of the 4 years he was there and made it to the Sweet 16 once.

Yes, his trip to the NBA with the Chicago Bulls was a disaster, but who didn’t see that coming? He got NBA money, which is what he wasn’t going to get at Iowa State.

Speaking of his time with the Cyclones, he guided them to NCAA tournament in three of his four years in Ames. Floyd even had success at New Orleans, leading the program to 2 NCAA tournaments and three NIT appearances before he went to Ames.

Floyd is 59, but it’s not like Tubby Smith was all that young when Minnesota brought him on. I would say Floyd has a good 10-15 years left in him in the coaching world. Heck, why not? I think he is a better candidate than say…Cronin.

Dave Rice – UNLV head coach

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Rice has only been a head coach for two years, but he has made the NCAA tournament with UNLV in both of those years in a gritty Mountain West Conference. Plus he is only 44 years old.

However, this is a long shot because Rice played for UNLV and was an assistant there before going to BYU to be an assistant. He was at BYU during the Jimmer time and then went back to UNLV when Lon Kruger went to Oklahoma. I think UNLV is where he wants to be, but it’s not like Minnesota is hearing the word “yes” too often lately, so why not take the chance?

Marvin Menzies – New Mexico State head coach

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Menzies’ only stint as a head coach has been at New Mexico State and the Aggies have made the NCAA tournament two of the last three years.

Before coming to NMSU, he was an assistant under Rick Pitino and he is 51 years old.

Wayne Tinkle – Montana head coach

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Tinkle has been at Montana since the 2006-07 season and Montana has made the NCAA tournament three of the last four years, making a trip to the CBI the one year they didn’t make it in those four. OK, it’s the CBI, I get it, no big deal.

Also, I get the Big Sky isn’t exactly a basketball hotbed, but Montana has still won the conference and earned a trip to the tournament. He is also 47 years old and with the way the list of candidates that have turned down Minnesota, is he really looking that bad?

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OK, I can’t take full credit for the Tubby Smith getting fired at Minnesota. But I did all I could with my #firetubby hashtags on Twitter. That probably played a 0% chance that Norwood Teague pulled the trigger to let the old man go.

There are enough nay-sayers out there that are going to go against what Teague did, but it was the right call. The stats for Tubby look pretty good. The Gophers had five 20-win seasons and they made it to the second-round of the NCAA Tournament this year. Tubby went 124-81 in his six seasons at Minnesota and he brought back respectability to a program that has been in the doldrums since the Clem Haskins scandal.

Sorry Dan Monson, while you were the coach after Clem, no one really cared about Minnesota until Tubby became the coach. Tubby won 20 games in his first year and took the Gophers to the NCAA Tournament his second year on the job. Things seemed to be on the up and up as Tubby was starting to bring in some prized prospects.

But that moment was the climax for Tubby’s time at Minnesota because it all went downhill from there, which showed the name of Tubby Smith is better than the reality of Tubby Smith.

Tubby was there to keep his namesake going and to collect a paycheck. He liked recruiting visits but didn’t really bring that passion to the court. It was time to let him go and his players basically had that same tone in the past few press conferences. As Teague said, it’s time to have some new eyes on the program that has Minnesota at heart, which I really question about Tubby.

Tubby has gone 46-62 in the Big 10 during his tenure and has never finished better than sixth. Is the Big 10 a tough conference? Yes, but with the collection of talent Minnesota had coming in this year, an 8-10 finish was not what Gophers’ fans were hoping for.

The Gophers brought in Ralph Sampson III, Colton Iverson, Royce White, Trevor Mbwakwe and Rodney Williams. It was quite the collection of talent and Tubby only added to it later with recent players like Dre Hollins and Joe Coleman.

Tubby led the Gophers to the tournament against in 2010, but they missed the tourney in 2011 and were in the NIT last year before this year’s trip to the NCAA’s.

During that time, Mbwakwe suffered some key injuries and never really developed into the inside force everyone thought he would become. He was a solid player, but never a game-changer.

Iverson left Minnesota and the big man went to Colorado State. He had to redshirt and had one year left, which was this season, and he was one of the best players in the Mountain West Conference. It makes people in Minnesota wonder what Iverson would have done with a better coach developing him at Minnesota since Iverson probably could develop more yet. It seemed like Tubby wasted Iverson’s talents.

Sampson III was relegated as a bench player his senior year until Mbwakwe got injured and never played with a fire despite having a lot of tools. Another case of a lost cause under Tubby.

Royce White did have some controversy, which Tubby helped put a tag on. White got in some trouble his freshman year, but nothing serious. However, Tubby let White out to dry. Well, White has an anxiety disorder, so that was about the worst thing Tubby could have done, showing that he doesn’t know how to handle today’s players anymore.

White left Minnesota and went to Iowa State. He was one of the best players in the Big 12 last year and was a first-round draft pick. He is really the only player Tubby has recruited that will go in the first round, but it was under Fred Hoiberg’s watch.

Williams is actually the one person who has been able to avoid the Tubby curse. He has developed into a great energy guy and one of the Gophers’ best players. He has had to shoulder a lot of the load and has handled it well.

Hollins’ future has yet to be written, but he has had an up and down last two years, flashing so much potential in many games, but not living up to his potential in others. I think under a new coach, he can flourish and being one of the best guards in the country, let alone in the Big 10.

Some Gophers’ fans have posted on Twitter, well what are the expectations? The expectations were to compete for a Big 10 title and that never happened under Tubby Smith. It was a mid-tier Big 10 team that never saw its players develop to the fullest and transferred to other programs.

There isn’t a reason why Minnesota can’t succeed with the level of basketball talent in Minnesota, not to mention the ability to steal a couple of Iowa or Chicago players. Tubby was losing the battle in Minnesota, something that shouldn’t happen.

There is a good amount of potential with Minnesota basketball. It’s finally time to find a coach that can do it with some prized prospects in the same vicinity as the school.

Yes, I was a bit MIA for the Minnesota Twins’ season, but who can blame me? It seems the Twins have been MIA for their own season. But I am back for the Vikings’ season preview, but don’t expect many chipper moments from me about it. I had more hope for the Twins’ season.

Minnesota missed out on Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III, but they have another chance to get a potential franchise quarterback with Matt Barkley. Wait, don’t the Vikings have Christian Ponder? Well, he will make a good backup someday.

The Vikings have a chance to be the worst team in the NFL as well, since they might have the worst team in the NFL. I will be going through every position and grade it out. While I think some positions are upgraded, there are key positions that were passed up in free agency and the draft that should have been addressed.

Let’s start with the position that means the most this year….

Quarterback: D

Christian Ponder is the leader of this group that saw maybe an upgrade over the offseason. Granted, that upgrade came with the release of Sage Rosenfels, whose time in the NFL is over, basically. He did not look that great in the preseason, but McLeod Bethel-Thompson has, so that is your upgrade, with the third-string quarterback.

Granted, Ponder has been getting rave reviews all camp. However, the reviews have been about his leadership and how he has stepped up. I commend Ponder for this, but this reminds me Colt McCoy last year when all of his teammates raved about his leadership and he was one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL.

I don’t care if Ponder improved his leadership. That was always a key attribute for him at Florida State, along with always getting injured. So let’s see if he improved on that. Oh, and his limp arm and his accuracy and his god-awful deep ball. Let’s just say at high school games this year I have already used the term Pondered for a bad pass and I have been getting some good laughs for that. Ponder needs to show considerable improvements with his tangible attributes before I care about his intangibles.

Let’s put it this way, Philip Rivers seems to be a huge dick, but his team is always behind him and he is always considered a top-10 quarterback. I think the Vikings would rather have the dick in Rivers than the good guy in Ponder right now.

Joe Webb is a serviceable backup quarterback and the Vikings are actually committed to keeping him as a quarterback, but his development will forever be stalled with how his first two years were handled. Now Minnesota needs to find a way to use his ability. The package Webb was used in last year was awful and I do not think offensive coordinator Bill Musgrave is smart enough to know how to use him, so until Ponder gets hurt, what could be a valuable asset is wasted.

Bethel-Thompson is a project, but aren’t most third-string quarterbacks? He is the most accurate of the three quarterbacks and has the best arm, though. So he has that going for him. Yes, his success came against third-stringers in the preseason, but at least he has some potential.

Running backs: A

Bleacher Report gave the Vikings a B at this position. This is why their WWE reporting has always been better than their football reports.

This position is the best on the team. I really do not see a major hole in this unit and it has one of the best one-two punches in the league. However, one of the punches has a little bit of a hole in it with Adrian Peterson because of his ACL tear. However, Peterson says he is ready to go and he will be 100 percent by the end of the season. Plus, Peterson at 75 percent is better than half of the running backs in the NFL.

Peterson will see a bit of a drop in productivity because of his knee injury, but with Toby Gerhart, the team can ease Peterson back. Gerhart can easily be a 1,000-yard rusher and a top 10 running back in the league if he was a full-time starting running back. He has power and good enough speed to make it all work. That’s why Minnesota will not miss a beat if Peterson has to be held back.

Plus, Minnesota has a major upgrade with the third running back in this Matt Asiata guy, who impressed in every aspect of camp. Having a guy like Asiata made it ridiculous that the team ever signed Lex Hillard, who they released. Asiata’s main aspect, though, is his pass protection, which has always been something Peterson has not mastered along with Gerhart. He may have played himself into the third down back role because of that. Also, there is no way he can be as bad as Lorenzo Booker, so he’s an upgrade there.

Unfortunately this meant Jordan Todman had to be cut, who had potential as a return man over the incompetent Marcus Sherels. Todman was injured most of camp but had a successful last game. I thought the Vikings should have kept him over Jerome Felton, who is a mediocre blocker as a fullback. I would rather see Asiata get more fullback time than Felton.

Felton is the one down spot on the running back roster and Ryan D’Imperio has had an injury that basically got him cut. I loved D’Imperio last year, so I thought this was a big blow. The Vikings should have used Rhett Elliason as a fullback instead of tight end, since the Vikings have a lot of tight ends and needed more fullback help. But once again, this is Rick Spielman and the Vikings, they never make the right choices.

I may be old school, but a lead blocker is very important to the running game. Jim Kleinsasser proved that for the last decade and had a down year last year and retired. This year could show how important he was … oh wait, that Tahi 12th-man in the huddle showed that in the NFC Championship game against the Saints.

Offensive Line: D+

Make no mistake about it, even with drafting Matt Kalil as the new left tackle, the Vikings offensive line is full of holes, but there is the potential for this draft grade to go a LOT higher, like into the B-range. However, a lot needs to be done for that.

The only offensive lineman I trust right now is Kalil, but I know he is going to make his mistakes this year since he is a rookie and has to face Julius Peppers twice this year. But Kalil learned from one of the best defensive ends in the game (Jared Allen), so he is already ahead of the curve. The only problem is he does not have a veteran to really show him the way on the offensive line (sorry Charlie Johnson). But Kalil is going to be solid and I think was a no-brainer. He won’t be a Pro Bowler this year since he is the only competent lineman on the team, but next year he has a chance.

Johnson shifts from tackle to left guard with Kalil coming in. Johnson was AWFUL in pass protection last year and mediocre at best in the run game. He got beat on the edge countless times, but that is something that is fixed at the guard spot. When he is locked up, he is physical, but it is unknown how he will be able to match up with the Suhs of the world who can throw him around if he isn’t careful. Plus he is having major trouble picking up the schemes from the preseason even though he is a veteran. If Johnson cannot pick up the schemes, he will be as big as a liability at the guard spot as a tackle.

Once again, Bleacher Report is awful. An A to John Sullivan? This guy gets beaten off the line of scrimmage consistent and he is a horrible driver. If he stands his ground, it is a success. Remember Matt Birk and Jeff Christy? They could not only DRIVE their counterparts but pulled with the best in the league and caught the blitzes. These are things Sullivan is less than mediocre at. The only reason he got signed to an extension was because Spielman loves Notre Dame players for some odd reason.

What’s funny, Bleacher Report said this about Sullivan:  Some interior pressure given up through his blocking, missed run assignments and miscommunications along the line were surprising problems. Well, it isn’t surprising because he has never consistently done ANY of those things well.

Brandon Fusco is a major wildcard, but as a right guard, I am OK with it. This is the do-or-die year for Fusco. He was drafted out of Slippery Rock, a Division II college, last year and is a big guy at 306 pounds who is quick on his feet. He is a physical guard that can easily stick with defensive tackles. However, it was the learning curve of Division II to the NFL for him that he had to learn and we will see about that learning curve this year. I like him, but I think it may be a year too early. However, I see a lot of Matt Birk qualities in him and I thought it may have been a year too early for Birk, so no time like the present. He will also have his moments, but he is the best the Vikings have their by far.

Phil Loadholt. Let’s put it his way, the leadership thing has been thrown around with him a lot too. Great, awesome, grand, let’s see if he can actually play in a phone booth instead of consistently getting burned on the edge time and time again. His run blocking is coming along, however, learning the schemes and his footwork is still bad, which sucks because he can be very physical at the point of attack. This is his do-or-die year and honestly I think he dies this year. I just cannot trust his pass protection at all for him toe be a future starter for the Vikings.

Joe Berger is a quality backup as a center, but is below average as a guard, as he showed last year. Last year, I thought Berger was a better blocker and puller at the center position than Sullivan. He consistently got a push on his player, so he is quite the backup to have since Sullivan sucks.

Geoff Schwartz could be a quality backup at the guard spots, but he was injured for much as camp so I definitely would not trust him in a starting spot or as a backup tackle. Mark Asper is a waiver wire pickup who hopefully will not see too much time. He got very low marks by the Buffalo Bills. He is just a guy right now. While I was not high on DeMarcus Love, I would have given him a chance at right tackle for Loadholt. However, he is on the injured reserve with a pec injury. The Vikings do not have a backup at the tackle spot, so cross your fingers that Kalil or Loadholt do not get hurt.

With the addition of Kalil and Fusco at RG, the unit ranks the same as last year. The only positive was Steve Hutchison, but he was injured, so this unit could be better if just those two play well. That’s how bad the line was last year and will be this year.

Tight Ends: B

I really, really wish I could give this a higher rank, but lack of experience and John Carlson keeps it at a B. More on Carlson in a minute.

Kyle Rudolph has improved his blocking, which was huge. This kid could be a star at tight end if Musgrave can figure out to use him. He is not a Gronkoski or Jimmy Graham, but he is a Jason Witten-type of guy who can be consistent game in and game out. Rudolph has great athleticism and great hands. I love this kid, which is a good Notre Dame call by Spielman.

However, signing Carlson was a big, big mistake. Of course, he is a Notre Dame guy. Crap. With all of the needs, spending money on Carlson was not a smart move with other tight ends out there that could have been signed as a backup. Of course, he was injured for much of camp. He is a mediocre blocker and has seen a major dip in production in the passing game since his rookie year. He is the Michael Jenkins of the tight end position, basically.

Ellison can be a productive blocker and fullback, so he fits in well, even if he was drafted a round or two too early. I like of like him, he has some Kleinsasser in him. Allen Reiser showed some stuff in the preseason and I wish he was the backup tight end over Carlson, more for Carlson sucking. This is a decent group with a LOT of potential.

Wide Receiver: B-

I wanted to rank this group lower, but I could not for two reasons – Greg Childs’ injury and Jerome Simpson’s ability.

Percy Harvin could have a more productive season than last year and if he doesn’t worry about his contract, he is solid and a legit threat as a No. 1 wide receiver, even though he would be a better No. 2.

Simpson, wow. Did you see that hurdle in the preseason? This guy is just an athlete. It’s unfortunate he will miss the first three games, but if he produces in the first three games after it, the Vikings need to lock him up. The only reason he signed a one-year deal was his suspension. Simpson has major potential and is a highlight-reel type of guy. I like this gamble.

After those two, it is a major black hole. Childs was impressing during camp when a bad Ponder pass had him come down awkwardly trying to adjust to the pass and he tore BOTH patelal tendons in his knees. Are you kidding me? Thanks Ponder. His career might be over.

Jarius Wright showed some of his skills in the last preseason game, but before that he was not able to gain any separation from defensive backs. He will see some time as the No. 4 or No. 5 guy and needs to show a lot to see consistent playing time. He has a long time to go to catch up the NFL game, basically.

Michael Jenkins is not a guy you want to rely on and provides a moment here or there, but I would rather a young guy took his reps. However, no young guy stepped up with Childs going down, so he is there as the third guy for another year as a disappointing first-round draft pick by the Falcons. He will have a moment here and there, but just never trust him.

Stephen Burton, this is his do-or-die year and right now he is dying. He had his chance in camp and just never really impressed. He did well on the practice squad and in a limited role, but he has not really progressed from that.

Devin Aromashodu, this guy. He can break the big one at any moment, but he is drop prone. He is never to be trusted and had one of the worst catch rates in the league. There is a reason Chicago gave up on him and the Vikings should’ve spent the money on a better receiver than Aromashodu. And I hate spelling his name.

Defensive Line: B+

This grade should be higher, but I need to see more out of Brian Robison and there is a big black hole next to Kevin Williams.

Jared Allen, with how good this line can be, I can see him making another run at the NFL sack record. Thank Brett Favre for falling down for Allen to not have the record. First-ballot Hall of Famer, right here. No doubt. If he isn’t, come on.

Kevin Williams, he looked like an All-Pro in the last four games after dealing with his suspension and injury early in the season. He looked good in the preseason and I expect a big year out of him again and he is going to allow Allen to get some more looks at the quarterback.

LeTroy Guion and Fred Evans, two disappointments in the attempt to replace Pat Williams. The Vikings should have looked for a free agent but jumped to keep both of these two. They are both quality backups, but as starters, they consistently lose ground and are not quality run stoppers. They are below-average pass rushers, too, with the increase of snaps.

Here is what Minnesota needs to do, move Everson Griffin to the DT spot. Yes, he is undersized, but he is also a better pass rusher than Guion and Evans combined and is not worse at run defense. Plus to give him a breather, you utilize the abilities of Evans and Guion as quality backups.

Robison came on very strong last year and had a better year than Ray Edwards, but he wilted with the prolonged season since he was a backup in the past. If he can play a full 16, he will be a major asset, and with his work ethic, I think he worked on that. He has always been very good in the run game, so this could be a breakout year for him.

Christian Ballard had potential, but he has not been able to shift from the Big Ten to the NFL and I am almost surprised he made the team. He really does not have anything that makes him special or stick out. Just one of those college guys that does not have the physical tools or any moves to make it at the next level.

D’Aundre Reed is still a wild-card defensive end for Robison. He is a seventh-round draft pick who has shown some ability. I don’t know if he will ever be better than a backup, but he seems serviceable for now.

Linebackers: D

Chad Greenway keeps this at a D than it being lower. Greenway regressed last year after signing his deal. He was worse in coverage and not as quick to the ball carrier. I think the lockout and contract stuff got to him. I think he can come back and be one of the best strong-side linebackers, but will teams run at him with Allen on that side, too? Greenway has to have a return to his top form for the linebacker corps to at least be serviceable.

Jasper Brinkley. Let’s just say the Vikings needed to sign a free agent in the offseason. He seems hesitant returning from a missed year due to injury. He is not good at all in pass coverage and his angles to the runner are not good at all. He is going to be picked on all year and will be a major liability.

Erin Henderson is a guy that does not do anything great, but he does not do anything really bad either. He is mediocre. He is a backup that plays out of necessity. He is a special teams player that is playing because he needs to. He is a good tackler, but he is not very quick to the ball. He is smart, he just can’t make up for the lack of quickness that he has. His pass coverage is mediocre and his run stopping is mediocre. The Vikings needed to keep him as a special teamer last year and this year, but have signed no one to take his spot.

Larry Dean, he is a quality special teamer along with Marvin Mitchell, you just do not want them seeing significant time football field. They both remind me of Heath Farwell (that’s who it was ,right?).

Tyrone McKenzie looks decent as a backup and can move laterally well. Just don’t know if he can cut it as a starter.

Audie Cole. He isn’t that athletic and he isn’t that fast, but he is smart and it showed in the preseason. He can make some plays and breakup plays. He be a better option at middle linebacker than Brinkley. However, he is a seventh-rounder and did it against third-stringers. He needs time, but he seems to be picking up the NFL game well. I kind of like this kid. Make sure he is on special teams.

Cornerbacks: B-

This was a very hard position to grade because I do not know how much Antoine Winfield has left and he has been injured a lot in the past few seasons. Is Chris Cook ready and mature enough? What the heck can Josh Robinson do? Plus the two cornerbacks – Chris Carr and Zach Bowman – that Minnesota signed were cut.

A trade for A.J. Jefferson was a positive for me, but how much can he provide right away?

I will trust Winfield still. He is one of the best tackling corners in the history of the NFL, basically. IF, and that’s a big IF, he can stay healthy, he could go out on a high note. I think this is his last year. He can play man, he can play zone, he has great instincts and is a hard hitter. I love this guy basically.

Cook, he has the talent. But last year his immaturity got him suspended, which was a major red flag for him. He has the size and speed to stick with players. He actually played Calvin Johnson decently last year, so he has the talent. Can he grow up though? The entire cornerback group hinges on Cook. If he flops, the whole unit goes down in flames. He is the Cedric Griffin this year.

Jefferson, he is a big cornerback who can play man-to-man and zone as a nickel back. I really like this kid because he is a returner as well. With him, the Vikings should just cut Sherels. Jefferson can be a big asset right away for Minnesota and I like this trade for a nickel back who can return kicks.

Robinson is a very fast kid, no doubt. But what can he do? He is very raw, but he does have a lot of ability. However, he overplayed routes more than a few times in college, so he has to fix that in the NFL. He goes for the big play instead of the smart play a lot of the time and that has to be fixed. He dealt with an injury for much of camp, so a lot needs to be seen out of him. I am still skeptical.

Brandon Burton is a fourth or fifth guy that will not kill you, but I think that is his ceiling. Sherels, he is a below average returner and he got just killed last year as a defensive back when pressed into action. He was not much better than preseason and I really do not know why he is on the team. Robinson, Wright, Jefferson and the cut Todman are all better returners.

Safeties: D

Harrison Smith is the only safety with talent on this roster right now. Smith is the first rounder out of Notre Dame and was a good choice I thought. I love his aggression, something a safety has not had since Darren Sharper. He is very smart too and can read quarterbacks well. He can play either safety spot and is a good run stopper. He also reminds me of Robert Griffith, so maybe he should play the strong safety spot. He will have his moments as a rookie, but in the long haul, I think he was a great pickup.

Mistrel Raymond and Jamarca Sanford are awful, just awful. Neither one takes good angles at all in the running game and take awful angles in the passing game and they cannot read quarterbacks or the deep ball. The Vikings needed to sign another cornerback and this will be a HUGE weak spot for Minnesota because one of these two has to start. Crap.

Robert Blanton….of Notre Dame…is shifting to the position after playing cornerback all throughout college. He is a smart kid and I think he can make the transition, but dealt with an injury all throughout camp. He needs to learn how to read the quarterback better and play the deep ball better, but he already seems like an improvement over Raymond and Sanford, especially when he gets the position down.

Andrew Sendejo is a special teamer that was better than Eric Frampton at special teams, so hopefully he contributes well there. He does not have much upside at all as an every-down player.

Punter: A

The Vikings have one of the best and one of the most entertaining punter in the league in Chris Kluwe. He can nail it inside the 20 and has great hang-time. I always trust Kluwe and he is one of the funniest guys in the league.

Kicker: B-

I kind of like Blair Walsh, but he has been inconsistent from deep going back to his time at Georgia his senior year despite having a big leg. He is great inside the 40, but he needs to get more consistent from deep and there have been concerns about his mentality. So I had to put it at B-, but he could be a pleasant surprise this year.

Overall Grade: D+

I do not see much potential at all unless Christian Ponder learns how to pass and the linebackers and safeties learn how to play football. This could be a LONGGGGGG year.

I am so sick of fucking ’80s rock. Every time I walk into a bar some asshat always has to stick a dollar into the jukebox and play “Don’t Stop Believing.” Seriously was that song even popular in the fucking ’80s? Did everyone start singing it when it came on the fucking jukebox? Why is my generation taking the worst parts of other generations and claiming it as our own?

That’s pretty much how I feel about hockey arena music in general. Some places have a decent selection of rock. Some places have certain bands (Rush for Canadians) or genres (country music for Nashville, ugh) that fit well into their region’s shared histories. Their arena’s musical tastes extend and expand from the region they exist in. So why do the Wild, in a state with a long history of talented musicians and a fantastic local independent rock and rap scene, have such a horseshit music selection?

It’s that douchetits who plays Journey every time he walks into the bar. He’s up in the sky box picking terrible music and probably hurling his own feces like some wild ape.

It’s time to change it. Here are a bunch of songs, in no particular order, that the Wild and the Xcel Energy Center staff need to start playing because the ’80s just need to die already.

(Just as a note: always remember a good arena song should have a great intro. Most of the time you’ll only hear the first minute or so before a face off or something so the intro must be very appealing and usually have a good build to it. It’s the reason why Hell’s Bells by AC/DC is the prototype of a great “arena song”)

“Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple

Remember the example of “Hell’s Bells” as a perfect hockey song? This falls under the same category. Classic rock band that everyone likes with a slow build guitar solo at the beginning. Imagine Koivu’s icy stare across from you when that intro riff hits.

I know. I just shit myself, too. This song is just awesome. I wish I could walk through a plume of smoke into a bar while this song played on the jukebox. Then have pyro go off behind me. That would rock.

“Cochise” by Audioslave

Just start watching the video. Wait for it … FUCK YES! Does this song not rock your nuts and then gently caress them with sweet bass? Yes it does. Want proof? PYRO. Pyrotechnics make everything better. This follows the same formula as “Hell’s Bells” yet again. Slow building guitar intro. Perfect for face-offs.

“Subterranean Homesick Blues” by Bob Dylan

I’m sure I don’t even need to write anything here. The fact we don’t hear more Dylan at Wild games would piss any good Minnesotan off.

“Musicology” by Prince

Speaking of great musicians from the great state of Minnesnowta comes the last person to have a good halftime show at the Super Bowl: The Artist Currently Known as Prince. The song starts at about 30 seconds in with a very recognizable OOOoooooooohhh. Prince just kicks ass. This is one of his lesser known pieces but would be a great song to keep people pumped up during commercial breaks. It can’t be all rock all the time, we need a bit of funk as well. Minnesota loves Prince.

“Take Me Home” by Brother Ali

Remember when I said Minnesota had a great independent rap scene? Well this song is pretty fucking awesome. Rap isn’t really my genre of choice so I’m sure there are hundreds of great artists who could play there. This is just a taste.

I’d love to hear this when an opponent is penalized and is skating to to box all of the sudden the beat hits and everyone in the arena is dancing. Hard knock life, yo.

Fuck, I’m so white.

“Lonely Boy” by The Black Keys

We’ll stop the Minnesota love fest for a bit and bring in a couple of tracks that are, like, contemporary. That word is foreign to most music guys in the NHL (excluding the New York and L.A. teams). It means music that was made very recently. Maybe even in the last year or so. Fucking madness, I know. This is a great song with a great intro. Perfect for face-offs.

“Look Around” by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Maybe a personal selection here because I’ve always been a big fan of the Chili Peppers. There’s just something so universal about them. Catchy intro and just a fun song. Added bonus is it gets to the chorus in less than a minute, meaning if you play it at the start of a face-off it’ll likely get to the chorus. I hate when they cut the song just before the chorus. It’s such a cock tease. STOP THAT SHIT.

“Heroes” by David Bowie

Have you ever played NHL 99? If you have, you know exactly why this is here. If you don’t, educate yourself:

I still hear “GREAT SAVE JOSEPH” every time this song plays. This is the greatest sports game intro of all time. There is no debate. Great face-off song to boot. Whoever made that intro was obviously fired because EA Sports’ quality has slipped ever since.

“Closing Time” by Semisonic

You know how I despise “Don’t Stop Believing”? Well I don’t hate the idea of it. The idea of a good song everyone can sing together to at the end of a game. “Don’t Stop Believing” is Detroit’s version of that type of song (because of that one fucking “SOUTH DETROIT” lyric) that they can sing in unison at the end of a good victory. Well, after extensive “research” at a bar, “Closing Time” falls under the same category for the Wild but is vastly superior to previous in many ways:

  1. It’s a much better song
  2. It’s from a Minnesotan band
  3. Semisonic were one-hit wonders so they don’t have a decade of shitty music in their back catalog
  4. Minnesotans are all alcoholics at heart

Imagine a 4-1 lead over Dallas and this comes on with a minute to go in the 3rd period. GOOSEBUMPS.

The Minnesota Wild Anthem

Another great sing-along song. Unfortunately this has the same stigma that “Skol Vikings” has. It never gets played even though it should be played at EVERY FUCKING GAME.

IN THE STATE, THE STATE OF HOCKEY!

So there we go, 10 songs the Xcel should start playing come October.


Plenty of fun from me in the coming weeks. We’ll talk about what the Wild need to do in the offseason, probably have a post draft podcast with Rust, check in with B-easy stoned as hell at a Culver’s, have some fun with Jesus “Ricky Rubio” Christ, our lord and basketball savior, and delve deep into the twisted mess that is trying to build an NFL stadium in this state.

NUGGETS (38-28) 131, WOLVES (26-40) 102

BOX SCORE — AP RECAP — STRIB RECAP — ADELMAN’S THOUGHTS — HIGHLIGHTS

There’s little reason to recap a 29-point blowout loss in a season finale, so I won’t.

One thing of note from Thursday’s loss: It was Brad Miller’s final NBA game. Remember early last week when the Brad returned to play in his home state for the final time and the Wolves fell behind the Indiana Pacers 64-30 on their way to a 23-point loss? Well, apparently his teammates get a little too worked up when Brad has an emotional game because they totally sucked again Thursday, losing to the Denver Nuggets by 29 and giving up 131 freaking points. Nice send off, guys.

Brad got pretty emotional when he came out of the game for the last time and was embraced by his teammates, then had a bit of a hard time controlling his emotions while answering questions from the media after the game. “I’ve been playing for 30 years, so when it’s time, it’s time. And my body ain’t worth a shit anymore, but I still got heart, and that’s what’s going to make it hard,” Miller said of his retirement.

Another Timberwolf possibly played the final game of his NBA career Thursday. Well, he didn’t actually play because of a “strained right hamstring”, but Thursday was likely the final time Darko Milicic will view a game at Target Center, at least until the night the Wolves retire his jersey. I kid.

In all seriousness, Darko will probably never play another NBA game, but nobody even considered giving him a heartwarming sendoff. He’s the anti-Miller in that his body is actually worth a shit, but he’s got no heart. The Divine Comedy: Darko’s Inferno has been a depressing tale, but one that his Timberwolves teammates should take heed of. J.J. Barea called out some of his teammates after the Wolves gave up a 21-point lead and lost to the Warriors Sunday, saying “We’ve got a lot of guys that don’t care. … We’re just going to keep getting L’s until we get players here that care.”

It’s obvious that some guys don’t care. Adelman, his staff and his players who do care need to figure out a way a way to get through to those other guys, and if they can’t, the Wolves will just have to let those guys loose.

Instead of “Puttin’ Up Points” like I usually do, I’ll put up a few questions and you can answer them in the comments section if you’d like.

  • Which players do care and should be retained by the team? (Obviously Kevin Love, Ricky Rubio and Nikola Pekovic would be in the mix here, but who else?)
  • Which players don’t care, but shouldn’t be given up on just yet?
  • Which players don’t care and should be traded, bought out or not offered a new contract?

Yes, I used A Nightmare Before Christmas to show what I thought of the Vikings’ draft. Just like A Nightmare Before Christmas, a great Vikings’ draft is a cult classic that is hard to find.

That video is exactly how I felt about the Vikings’ first day of the NFL Draft. I was shocked and stunned in a great way. What’s this? An actual first round that didn’t end in a groan or wondering “at what cost?” The Vikings actually gained draft picks and enough leverage to move back into the first round to fill…another need.

Needless to say I was happy the Vikings were able to not only snag Matt Kalil, but trick the Browns into giving up late round draft picks to move one spot up. Apparently the Browns thought some teams were hot after Trent Richardson and they wanted him enough to give up a fourth-, fifth- and seventh-round pick.

I do wonder if the Browns were the only team that offered, or just how poor the other offers were because you would think the Vikings would have jumped at a third- or second-round pick to move back from rumored Tampa Bay or the New York Jets. Seems like Rick Spielman might have been playing mind games. Well done.

Plus, that allowed Minnesota to easily select Matt Kalil, a big left tackle the Vikings desperately needed. Having Kalil can help make Christian Ponder more than just a tackling dummy with a weak arm and suspect accuracy. Now he is young quarterback with a weak arm and suspect accuracy. Kalil is also a very good run blocker, something Adrian Peterson and Toby Gerhart did not get to see too much of last year. Kalil fills a big hole right away.

The extra draft picks allow the Vikings to gain some much-needed depth. I am not naive. With the Vikings’ track record of drafting, I do not assume Spielman will keep this up and draft all starters.

Granted, Spielman did trade the team’s second-round pick and one of the four fourth-round picks Minnesota had to move back into the first round to pick up safety Harrison Smith from Notre Dame.

I am not mad at all with what Spielman did to get Smith. I wanted to be, but I just could not be. Smith is basically a second-round pick taken a little early and fills a HUGE hole at safety. Plus, Minnesota still has three more fourth-round picks and a third-round pick.

Smith is an undersized linebacker that can cover, so I really like this pick. He kind of reminds me of Robert Griffith, who was a major fan favorite for years. He can be that good in Minnesota’s system.

Of course, I say all this when I am not even half as enamored with Smith as Spielman is. It is no secret he loves Notre Dame players. He extended center John Sullivan even though he is one of the worst centers in the NFL. He drafted Kyle Rudolph last year, who I hope Minnesota uses a lot this year. The major signing in the offseason has been John Carlson, who was a tight end for Brady Quinn at Notre Dame. I am actually surprised he did not sign Quinn in the offseason to be the third-string or backup quarterback.

Granted, he hit on Rudolph and I am thinking he hit on Smith, so I can not really blame him right now. OK, I can blame him for Sullivan.

Now comes Day 2 and Minnesota just has one pick in the third round, but it was well worth it. Plus the Vikings have enough ammo to move up into the third round or second round to add another potential impact player since there are plenty out there.

CB Janoris Jenkins, WR Alshon Jeffery, CB Trumaine Johnson, WR Ryan Broyles and G Kelechi Osemel (OK, I just wanted to slip an Iowa State player in there) are all out there that could be big-time impact players for Minnesota starting this year.

Looking back at this first round and comparing it to past years, this is the best first round since Minnesota drafted Adrian Peterson in 2007. The last time Minnesota had two draft picks in the first round, the Vikings selected Troy Williamson and Erasmus James in 2005. I can confidently say these were two way better selections than that.

This actually has to be the best draft since 1994 when Minnesota drafted Dwayne Washington and Todd Stuessie. Washington could be a headache but he was a decent cornerback, and despite his many, many, many false starts, Stuessie was a Pro-Bowl guard.

Of course, there was the two-draft pick year when Daunte Culpepper got drafted in 1999, but the other pick was Dimitrius Underwood.

Well, for once I have to compliment Spielman on what could potentially be one of the best first rounds in Minnesota history. Hopefully he can keep this momentum rolling because there is a lot of talent in this draft and it is deep.

Granted, if he does too well he could take Minnesota out of the “Blow for Barkley” sweepstakes for next year.

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